IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!

 

I... I never thought this day was possible.

Is there a God? Have they finally taken mercy on the fans of the DMV? Can I actually cheer for my football team again?!?!? This could easily be a rouse to get minority owners back into the fold, but I think we all know what we're assuming this means.

I don't know who the new owner will be, but there's a very short list of people who could actually be on the same level or worse than Snyder, so I feel like it doesn't really matter who buys the team. Today is a great fucking day and we all have one man to thank for it. Jim Irsay.

PEOPLE OF THE DMV REJOICE!