You ever have that friend or coworker that thinks they're the slickest in the office, but everybody knows what they're up to? They're the engineer with a new offer and a 10% raise on the table, the guy who times when he grabs his pizza so he's ensured the last slice; that guy. That's Kyrie Irving.
"Do you wanna be a Brooklyn Net still?"
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) June 27, 2022
Kyrie's response 😅
(via @ComplexSports)pic.twitter.com/TA1xZshKXh
I mean, come on man. There's so many responses that are better than that one. He tries so hard to come off as a galaxy-brained enigma that he should've been able to come up with something better than "yeah I'm just gonna pass this one off and not answer the question." There's a bevy of options, but for a dude like him there's one option that would rule them all. A flat-earth truther, tin foil had conspiracy theorist type of guy? It's easy.
"I'm a big believer in the nomadic lifestyle. If I stay in one area too long the government will be able to track my movements too easily so I have to stay on the move."
Tell me you wouldn't be on your floor laughing if you heard him say that. The sheer absurdity of it would fit his persona perfectly. Come on Kyrie, do better.
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