Connor McDavid is Jesus, I'm Convinced

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    So look, I know that hockey isn't the most popular sport across the United States. And for that reason, many people will not know about the second coming of our lord and savior Connor McDavid, I mean Jesus (keep in mind, I'm just using the metaphor, not taking a religious stance before you get all up in arms).

    I want to call McDavid the man, or the myth, or the legend, but none of it feels good enough for him. Just watch this play:



    I mean... how?! How does he make it look so smooth, so effortless? That play was so clean it felt like I could do it and I haven't played a day of hockey in my life. If you're dumb enough to not believe this is a god-tier type of play, let's break it down:

    - Tiny Puck

    - Dancing through the entire defense without so much as being touched

    - Glides along his entire route as if he's just doing a morning skate

    - And, oh yeah, HE'S DOING THIS ON TINY METAL BLADES OF DEATH

    So yeah, I'm a Capitals fan, and I love me some Alex Ovechkin, but Connor McDavid... my god man. Bravo sir, bravo. 

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