Everyone has heard of the infamous Waiter Rant guy, right? Well, if you haven't heard of him, the basic idea was that he would take a bunch of ridiculous stories from his job and write them online for people's entertainment. I'm working as a teacher this year and I thought something of a similar vein would be a fun thing to keep updating throughout the year.
We all know kids are ridiculous, and they don't have filters with anything they say. Think of this as Kids Say the Darndest Things without any censorship. I'm never going to name the school I work at, the kids, or any identifying info, just pure quotes. Let's get started:
Teacher: "Can you either put your hoodie all the way on or take it off? It's a safety hazard in the lab"
Student: "Why does it bother you?"
Teacher: You can't wear Crocs in the lab
Student: "What if I put them in sport mode?"
*Gives students hundreds of unsuccessful warnings about being quiet in class. Contacts parents*
Student: "E-mailing my parents without any warning? That's wildddddd."
Teacher: "You're walking in late, with Starbucks
Student: "Yeah I barely care about this class. I'm going to care about it even less if I don't have coffee."
To be continued....
Teacher: *insert student name* please back-up I would like to have my own personal space
Student: "Nah I'm good."
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