I'm in an Abusive Relationship with the Washington Football Franchise

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    This is a joke, right? Somebody, anybody, please tell me this is a joke. Just... Look at this tweet if you don't know what I'm talking about.



    I thought I hated Dan Snyder before, but this is going to break my back. It's bad enough that he has a colossally fucked worked environment, but now the man is going to give the go ahead the name COMMANDERS?? What kind of logo can you create the makes sense with Commanders? What are we going to do? Command the other team to let us win? 


    Jason Wright was quoted saying he thinks something wolves related sounds like an expansion franchise. Well Jason, Commanders sounds like the mascot for a high school team that only gets assigned to the JV teams and a different name given to the Varsity because this is so bad. I'm not the most creative when it comes to names, but I am fully confident I could come up with something better than this hot garbage.

    Also, who has a problem with wolves?! Wolves are dope! They can be vicious as anything, travel in a pack, and honestly if you want to keep some sort of tangential ties to the Native American heritage of the team, you could make a case for it with a wolf. Besides, Commanders are individual leaders, a football team operates more like a pack. So why not use the mascot the literally travels as a damn pack?!

    To Dan Snyder personally: 



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